[Ken:] Let's call this motherfucker.

[Dials operator:]

[Ken:] Oh, fuck yeah... give him a piece of my mind... piece of my ass.

[Operator comes on:]

[Operator:] Thanks for waiting. Hello, may I help you?

[Ken:] Oh, thank you. I need to make a collect call.

[Operator:] What number?

[Ken:] Oh... the number's [censored]

[Operator:] At the tone, please say your name.

[Beep:]

[Ken:] Kenith Keniff. From Connecticut. [connecting] Automated piece of shit.

[Eminem:] Yo?

[Ken:] Hey there, cock boy.

[Eminem:] Who's this?

[Ken:] This is Ken Keniff.

[Eminem:] Who?

[Ken:] Ken Keniff from Connecticut, you lil' bitch.

[Eminem:] From Connecticut?

[Ken:] Yeah, you wanna...

[Eminem:] I don't know nobody in Connecticut.

[Ken:] You wanna get a hotel room with me?

[Eminem:] A hotel room?

[Ken:] Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, EMINEM?

[Eminem:] [laughs] Yo, who is this? Kate?

[Ken:] [laughing] You want me to fuckin' melt in your mouth and not in your hand? Melt in your ass, ya lil' cock boy.

[Eminem:] [snickers] Yo, shut up, you lil' bitch.

[Ken:] Oh, you think I'm lying, huh?

[Eminem:] [laughing out loud]

[Ken:] Ugh.