[Operator:] Thank you for waiting. Hello, may I help you.

[Ken Kaniff:] Oh thank you. I need to make a collect call.

[Operator:] What number?

[Ken Kaniff:] Oh the number is **6-2***

[Operator:] At the tone, please say your name.

[Ken Kaniff:] Kenneth Kaniff, from Connecticut. Automated piece of shit.

[Eminem:] Yo.

[Ken Kaniff:] Hey there, cock boy.

[Eminem:] Who's this?

[Ken Kaniff:] This is Ken Kaniff.

[Eminem:] Who?

[Ken Kaniff:] Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, you little bitch.

[Eminem:] From Connecticut? I don't know nobody in Connecticut.

[Ken Kaniff:] Yeah, you wanna get a hotel room with me?

[Eminem:] A hotel room?

[Ken Kaniff:] Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem?

[Eminem:] Yo, who is this, K?

[Ken Kaniff:] You want me to fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand? Melt in your ass you little cock boy.

[Eminem:] Yo, shut up you little bitch.

[Ken Kaniff:] Oh, you think I'm lying huh...

[Eminem:] Hahahahahaha