Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class for one
second?
[Eminem:]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each
one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah
yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life
is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my
head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want
to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you
wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone
else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk
with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits
off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes
backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my
ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my
girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the
world off!
[Chorus:]
[Eminem:]
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior
High
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased
him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped
up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in
the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screamin at me: "LET'S
JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than
I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after
her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your
stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin
Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support,
ASSHOLE!'
[Chorus:]
[Eminem:]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away!
(Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
(Fuck that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery
and buried alive
(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely
decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to
drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are
too hairy to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible
Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that
walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I
would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in
the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream
I had
[Chorus:]
